Texts

Answering Machine Messages - A big list of funny/strange answering machine messages. (txt)

The Programmer's Poem - An Internet classic. (html)

Mentor - The Conscience of a Hacker. (txt)

Bathroom - Bathroom rhymes and graffiti. (txt)

Meloncholy - The Meloncholy Death of Oyster Boy. (txt)

Dihydrogen Monoxide - Help stop this silent killer! (html)

MITLockGuide - The MIT guide to lockpicking. (pdf)

Suicide- Charlie's Suicide note. (txt)

The Pet Shop - AKA. The dead parrot sketch. (txt)

McSilence - From notmydesk.com (now everythingonce.com ). Just something about this story that I really like. (html)

Christmas - An X-files Christmas Story. (txt)

The Lords of the OS - "One OS to rule them all..." (txt)

Meat - A classic scifi short story. (html)

Email Scam - A parody of the Nigerian email scam. (txt)

C Errors - error messages produced by Apple's MPW C compiler. (txt)

Tao - The Tao of programming. (txt)

Songs

Unix Wizard - To the tune of Pinball Wizard. (txt)

Eleanor Rigby - The computer version. (txt)

User - Original: "Loser" by Beck. (txt)

Ionic - Alanis Morissette's "Ironic." (txt)

Hotel California - Hotel [Berkeley] California. (txt)

Stonecutters - Stonecutters song from the Simpsons. (txt)

Chemistry Carols - Chemistry Carols and Other Chemistry Songs. (txt)

Phone Songs - The Push Button Telephone song Text file. (txt)

Scripts

The Usual Suspects - "...And like that he was gone." (script: txt)

A Clockwork Orange - "There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs..." (script: html)

Fight Club - "I am Andrew's favorite movie." (script: html)

Monty Python and the Holy Grail - "What...is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" (script: html)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show - "Let's do the Time Warp again." (script: html)

Waynes World 2 - So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylone... (html)

Recipes

Parmesan Chicken Fingers - AKA "Cracker Chicken". Parmesan cheese and cracker coated chicken strips. Mmmmm.... (txt)

Chili - My own personal Chili recipe. (txt)

Mexican Lasagna - The original Captain Science specialty. (txt)